"(Don't Fear) the Reaper" from Blue Oyster Cult was on the radio yesterday morning and has been continuously stuck in my head since then, so I have been inspired to post another Halloween costume: Cowbell Man! Don't forget to get a shirt a few sizes too small to show off your gut. No belly? You've got until Friday. Eat high-caloric foods. Avoid physical exertion. Shaving off a few years of life to be Cowbell Man for Halloween: totally worth it.
And for your viewing pleasure, the famous "More Cowbell" sketch: